White Liar ((Song-Fic)) Dave X Reader X Dirk

((Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time))

You were walking over to Dave’s apartment to give him his birthday present and you were very excited. You walked into his building complex and walked over to the elevator pressing the button that pointed up. Waiting a second or so till the door opened and you walked in. Until you got to the top floor you sung a little song in your head and smiled. The ding went off and you were on floor 54. The doors opened and you walked throw. Now going towards room 14,”...10...11...12...13...14!” you stopped by the door before going in you smiled and got the happiness out. “okay...okay i can do this, i really hope he likes it.” you had gotten him a silver ring that said DJ Dave on it. You took your key Dave gave you out of you pocket and unlocked the door.

((And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine))

Walking in and almost yelling Happy Birthday. Dave wasn’t in his living room. Confused you walked into the kitchen you look around still No Dave. You weren’t angry till you say a black shirt on the ground. Dave was better than that-...You picked it up and then really looked at it. Female small. “He wouldn’t.” you growled to yourself, as you dropped the Shirt and walked towards his bedroom. Before there were jean booty short on the ground and pink sneakers. You put your ear up to the door and head laughing and moan,”D-Dave!~” The tipped you over the edge. You opened the door and looked inside. You saw naked Dave Strider and Roxy Lalonde fucking each other on the bed.

((And I don't know why, white liar))

“Y-you...you...YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE!” you were pissed as every. Dave looked up and his red eye filled with...fear? Oh Hell yes. “Happy MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE CHEAT!” you chucked his present at his head and it hit him hard. “((f.name)), Wait...Wait Wait! I can explain!” He got up and grabbed his boxers.

((You better be careful what you do
I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes))


Tripping but putting them on while you stormed out of the house while grabbing one of Roxy’s shoe. “SO this is what practice is Strider. Fucking Lalonde!” you get to the door and Dave runs up behind you grabbing your shoulder. You remove his hand and swing the shoe at his face. Hitting him hard. He fell to the ground,”Yeah. You little twoFUCKINGFACED MOTHERFUCKER!” I grab the door handle and slam the door shut. Running towards the elevator floor 34 room 17. The door closed before Dave could get in. You smirked only a little.

((If they ever found you out))

The door dinged and you walked out slightly running towards Dirk’s. You opened the door and see Dirk opening some AJ. He looks up at you,”Hey Babe.” he said taking a swing at it. You walk over to him and take the bottle and bump it out. “No.” you say taking in his smell. “Ohh.. Dave finally Cheated?” You nod and pull his face to your kissing him. It lasted a while and ohhh did you love it. Dirk pulled away,”Would you like some cheer up sex?” You nod as Dirk picked you up by the waist as he walked to his room kissing your neck.

((You better be careful what you say
It never really added up anyway))

As he laid you on the bed he took off his shirt and you smiled and had lust in your eyes. You
heard knocking at the door and you pulled Dirk towards you,”Let him get it himself...” he smiled and kissed your neck then your chest. The door opened,”Dirk Have you seen ((f.name))!” he said walking in. He turned the corner to Dirk’s Room.

((Here's a bombshell just for you
Turns out I've been lying too))

“Sup li’man.” Dirk said kissing you again. “((F.name)) What the everloving fuck are you doing.”  Dirk smirked at you smiled back,”Enjoying myself, Strider.” you propted yourself up on your elbows,”I hope you were too? With Lalonde..” It didn’t hurt at all to say that. “Sorry li’man...That is your fault.” Dave stared at his shirtless brother over his girlfriends,”Now...Bro. Get the fuck out.” Dirk leaned up pushing Dave out of the room shutting the door and locking it.

((Yeah, I'm a white liar
Truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of my tongue like turpentine
And I don't know why, white liar))